I've given up on blogging about Twilight thing, so instead I'm blogging about preschool teachers. This just came to mind because as I was constantly trying so hard to teach my six year old brother who by the way just guesses the answers in hopes of pissing me off. I mean, I really do salute preschool teachers because they have so much patience.
THIS IS MY WAY OF SAYING THAT I FEEL HOPELESS IN PRESCHOOL CHILDREN. hahahhaa.
KIDDING. Merry Christmas to all teachers and to all children below 8 years old! HAHAHA.
AND EVERYONE.
Wednesday, December 24
Takipsilim at PEREZHILTON.COM
OMFG! THIS SUCKED.
I knew ABS CBN sucked all along and now, they're proving it. HAHAHAHA. cheeeeaaaap.
I HATE ABS CBN. Those writers should go to hell. HAHAHAHA. The movie sucked na nga e. They want to still ruin Twilight even more? Could they get any worse?
See for yourself. :)
http://perezhilton.com/2008-12-23-filipino-version-of-twilight-to-begin-production-soon
And if you want this bogus to stop,
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-twilight-filipino-version
SIGN NOW!
Monday, December 22
Christmas Breeeaaak!
Not what I expected. I expected Christmas Break to be relaxing and so far, it's so not. However, I did get few trips to the mall already. That was fun fun fun! HAHAHAHA. I've also gone to several Christmas parties already.
I think that's all, I just wanted to update. :P
I think that's all, I just wanted to update. :P
Wednesday, December 17
Twilight (Bersyong Pangkanto) grabbed from Jaydee. :)
kasi pare ganito daw yun. may isa daw babae na hot daw pare. pero maputla siya kasi hindi
siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "******* mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". ******* pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "******* mo pare wag ka magmura".
so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "******* erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "**** "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".
so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "******* mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".
pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".
nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.
sabi ni poging bangkay "******* mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "******* KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. ******* MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* mo **** bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.
so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.
"eow poh... ahihihihi"
"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"
so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "******* mo **** patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* KA".
tapos nagsex sila
so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. parang estorya ni jesus christ pero may mga bampira. mas astig. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool.
siya inalagaan ng nanay niya pare. tapos pare emo daw siya kasi nga daw hindi siya mahal ng mundo at para siyang patay na bata na galit sa mundo. tapos pare, lumipat daw siya ng tirahan kasi daw masyado daw siyang emo para sa luma niyang tirahan. sabi niya sa nanay niya "******* mo nay gusto ko lumipat kay tay". ******* pare hindi nagalit nanay niya. sabi lang ng nanay niya "******* mo pare wag ka magmura".
so lumipat siya sa tatay niya di ba? pagkarating niya dun sabi niya, "******* erpat bakit maulan dito?" sabi ng erpat niya "**** "bur" months na! malamig na tangena". so nagtaka yung babaeng simula ngayon ay tatawagin na lang nating "babaeng maputla at emo".
so pumasok siya sa school di ba? binigyan siya ng truck ng tatay niya pare. sabi ng tatay niya "******* mo sa'yo na tong truck ko". sabi niya "salamat tay".
pagkarating niyang school tsong, may nakita siyang lalaking mukhang bangkay pero pogi. sakto. pogi pero mukhang bangkay. sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "hot pare".
nung chem lab na ni babaeng maputla at emo, natagpuan niyang lab partner niya yung poging bangkay. so nung tinignan siya nung poging bangaky, ang asim ng mukha nito. mukhang nandiri ata kay babaeng maputla at emo.
sabi ni poging bangkay "******* mo". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "******* KA". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* NIYA oh *tumuro sa teacher nila*". sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "oo nga noh. ******* MO". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* mo **** bampira ako". tapos naghubad siya ng damit at kumintab ang katawan niya kasi linagyan niya ng glitters ang abs niya kasi tigas siya at ganun na ang mga tigas ngayon na nagpupuntang emba.
so pare na in love si babaeng maputla at emo kay poging bangkay. si poging bangkay naman sige lang kasi sex din daw yun. so ayun. angshweet shweet nila.
"eow poh... ahihihihi"
"bebe mwahugz,..... ^^,"
so tapos nun nagpunta sila sa damuhan kasi.... alam mo na. tapos sabi ni poging bangkay "ikaw na buhay ko ngayon" sabi ni babaeng maputla at emo "******* mo **** patay ka na". sabi ni poging bangkay "******* KA".
tapos nagsex sila
so basically pare yun lang yung mga importanteng nangyari sa buong storya. intense noh? kaya pala nahhook lahat ng tao. akala ko overrated. hindi pala. astig pala. parang estorya ni jesus christ pero may mga bampira. mas astig. alam naman natin ang basic equation ng pagkacool.
Monday, December 8
Nicknames. :)
RULE: list all the names that you were called by and the people who call you that. tag at least 10 members of your contacts and give a comment on their site for them to know they've been tagged.
1. Janine- most widely used ko na name. Alam ng lahat ito. This is what I use when I introduce myself to new people.
2. Abbi-ang tawag sa akin sa bahay. Originated from my second name, Gabrielle. Usually used by my family and relatives and friends from home.
3. J9-binaptize na pangalan ni Roan nung 1st year. Mostly, ito na rin ginagamit ko because maraming Janine sa school. Cheap. Kidding.
4. Jaenee- ipinauso ng aking mowder dear na si Ms. Pat Somera. This year lang ata ito. Pero I like this name. :)
5. Belle-ang tawag sa akin ng mga online friends ko. Natripan ko kasing gamitin dahil galing din siya sa second name ko. :)
6. Jaja-Tawag sa akin nina Ate May, Mariel and Nikka. Nagkaroon kasi kami ng parang whatever nun tapos parang yun. Bigla nalang nandyan na ang Jaja.
7. Ate- Because I'm the eldest, ayun, ito ang tawag sa akin nina Nikka at Anton. :) Paminsan Mommy at Daddy ko din. :) Tawag din ni Sean sa akin.
8. Abbintotin- HAHAHA. Sobrang nakakatawa ito. Ginagamit sa akin ng Mama ko if she wants to make kiliti. HAHA.
9. Jah- Konti lang tumatawag sa akin nito. Pag tinamad kasing buuin. HAHAHA.
10. Girl/s- Nagiging girls lang yan pag kasama ko si Nikka. Ganito kasi Mama ko every morning, "Good morning girls." HAHHAA.
11. Bru- Tawagan namin ni Roan B. Short for, bruha. HAHAHA
12. Labi Dabi- Tawagan namin ni Arielle. Wala lang.
13. S- tawagan namin ni Andrew. He's B and I'm S.
14.Burjer- Tawagan namin ni Mark Empre. HAHAHA. Wag niyo na tanungin. HAHAHA
15. Sis- Tawag sa akin ni Raechell. Magkapatid kasi kami. :)
TAGGED BY ZIA
Tagging:
MARKEE
ARNOLD
ANJ
BIANCA
CLAUDINE
GAZELL
ATE ICE
ATE JAZZA
MARO
MAE SANTOS
1. Janine- most widely used ko na name. Alam ng lahat ito. This is what I use when I introduce myself to new people.
2. Abbi-ang tawag sa akin sa bahay. Originated from my second name, Gabrielle. Usually used by my family and relatives and friends from home.
3. J9-binaptize na pangalan ni Roan nung 1st year. Mostly, ito na rin ginagamit ko because maraming Janine sa school. Cheap. Kidding.
4. Jaenee- ipinauso ng aking mowder dear na si Ms. Pat Somera. This year lang ata ito. Pero I like this name. :)
5. Belle-ang tawag sa akin ng mga online friends ko. Natripan ko kasing gamitin dahil galing din siya sa second name ko. :)
6. Jaja-Tawag sa akin nina Ate May, Mariel and Nikka. Nagkaroon kasi kami ng parang whatever nun tapos parang yun. Bigla nalang nandyan na ang Jaja.
7. Ate- Because I'm the eldest, ayun, ito ang tawag sa akin nina Nikka at Anton. :) Paminsan Mommy at Daddy ko din. :) Tawag din ni Sean sa akin.
8. Abbintotin- HAHAHA. Sobrang nakakatawa ito. Ginagamit sa akin ng Mama ko if she wants to make kiliti. HAHA.
9. Jah- Konti lang tumatawag sa akin nito. Pag tinamad kasing buuin. HAHAHA.
10. Girl/s- Nagiging girls lang yan pag kasama ko si Nikka. Ganito kasi Mama ko every morning, "Good morning girls." HAHHAA.
11. Bru- Tawagan namin ni Roan B. Short for, bruha. HAHAHA
12. Labi Dabi- Tawagan namin ni Arielle. Wala lang.
13. S- tawagan namin ni Andrew. He's B and I'm S.
14.Burjer- Tawagan namin ni Mark Empre. HAHAHA. Wag niyo na tanungin. HAHAHA
15. Sis- Tawag sa akin ni Raechell. Magkapatid kasi kami. :)
TAGGED BY ZIA
Tagging:
MARKEE
ARNOLD
ANJ
BIANCA
CLAUDINE
GAZELL
ATE ICE
ATE JAZZA
MARO
MAE SANTOS
Friday, December 5
We wish you a Merry Christmas...
I DON'T...
want to wish Merry Effin' Christmas to all those carolers! And because it's Christmas time again, we are obligated to give because it's the SEASON of giving and love. I know this sounds really mean, but I can't understand why carolers who don't even know how to sing are in front of your gate asking for money for that wonderful song they just "sang". It hurts to say this, but I feel like my ear drums are gonna burst any moment now. I wish they'd just shut the eff up or just not sing at all. It's all about money now. I used to remember that carols were for the joy of Christmas and some kind of Christmas entertainment. I mean, buti sana kung mala-anghel boses niyo no. It just sucks so much.
MY NINONG's COMING...
Finally! I get to see one of my dad's bestfriend and my ninong. He's coming tomorrow for lunch. Wonder what he's gonna bring?
Monday, December 1
When people sound stupid
I am now concluding that the fact that Twilight THE MOVIE was a big hit is because its fans are biased. "Yeah, I liked it. Robert is sooo HOT." Gawd. If Edward's the only reason why you like Twilight, then maybe we should call it the EDWARD and the Cullens book. I've stated my review and no, I am not gonna change that. No matter how many comments you give me contradicting what I'm saying. I don't give a damn. I just hate it when people say that the reason why they love Twilight is because of Edward. Uhhh, gawd. Can you get any lower than that? As an avid fan of the book, I'm saying that Twilight is something that I hold close to my heart. It's not about Edward being the perfect boyfriend or how perfect the Cullens are or how stupid Bella is. It's what the story is itself. Twilight is about two people from two different worlds fall in love. It's how no matter what happens, they'll be together. This is the reason why I fall repeatedly in bed because of those heart-thumping dialogues that nobody says anymore. It's how nobody can say that there is a perfect love, but an imperfect one that can go on forever.
Twilight the movie sucked and I'm not gonna lie. Even though I am such an avid fan of the book, it wouldn't mean that I liked the movie. Why does Twilight keep on getting good hits even though it sucked? Well, FANS. Pasikat. Papansin. In our school, if you've read it you're in. What more, the movie? Right? And so, I'm listing the reasons why Twilight is still playing. :)
Reasons why Twilight the Movie is still playing:
1. GIRLS WHO ARE IN WAY OVER THEIR HEAD WITH ROB PATTZ & EDWARD CULLEN
: I am admitting that I really love the character of Edward Cullen. Any girl would. C'mon, he's not a horny guy plus he's sensitive. And what kind of guy would say, "You are my life now." Only our no.1 vampire would.
: If he's the only reason for watching the movie, it may be worth it since I agree R Pattz is hot, but no. His acting wasn't. C'mon! Like I said, give our vampire some justice!
2. GIRLS WHO SOMEHOW CONVINCED THEIR BOYFRIENDS TO READ THE BOOK AND WATCH THE MOVIE
: Oh c'mon 'fess up ladies. You somehow manipulated your guy to read the book and eventually make them watch the movie. And some of them are doing it why? You think your guy would eventually get your standards by Edward. OMFG. Whyyy? Edward is a fictional character. People sound stupid when they say, "I wish I had a guy like Edward." Reality check sis. No one in the world is like Edward. That's what makes him one of a kind.
I'm gonna update this as soon as I observe some more.
By the way, Bolt just rose up to $26.6 M beating ugly Twilight at $26.4 M. Uhh, considering this movie is just a dog finding his way home. I must admit Bolt is a two thumbs up giving it a 84% on Rotten Tomatoes, once again beating Twilight at 53%.
Twilight is just so disappointing.
Twilight the movie sucked and I'm not gonna lie. Even though I am such an avid fan of the book, it wouldn't mean that I liked the movie. Why does Twilight keep on getting good hits even though it sucked? Well, FANS. Pasikat. Papansin. In our school, if you've read it you're in. What more, the movie? Right? And so, I'm listing the reasons why Twilight is still playing. :)
Reasons why Twilight the Movie is still playing:
1. GIRLS WHO ARE IN WAY OVER THEIR HEAD WITH ROB PATTZ & EDWARD CULLEN
: I am admitting that I really love the character of Edward Cullen. Any girl would. C'mon, he's not a horny guy plus he's sensitive. And what kind of guy would say, "You are my life now." Only our no.1 vampire would.
: If he's the only reason for watching the movie, it may be worth it since I agree R Pattz is hot, but no. His acting wasn't. C'mon! Like I said, give our vampire some justice!
2. GIRLS WHO SOMEHOW CONVINCED THEIR BOYFRIENDS TO READ THE BOOK AND WATCH THE MOVIE
: Oh c'mon 'fess up ladies. You somehow manipulated your guy to read the book and eventually make them watch the movie. And some of them are doing it why? You think your guy would eventually get your standards by Edward. OMFG. Whyyy? Edward is a fictional character. People sound stupid when they say, "I wish I had a guy like Edward." Reality check sis. No one in the world is like Edward. That's what makes him one of a kind.
I'm gonna update this as soon as I observe some more.
By the way, Bolt just rose up to $26.6 M beating ugly Twilight at $26.4 M. Uhh, considering this movie is just a dog finding his way home. I must admit Bolt is a two thumbs up giving it a 84% on Rotten Tomatoes, once again beating Twilight at 53%.
Twilight is just so disappointing.
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